having seaweed rub against u when ur swimming in the ocean is like having satan slowly caress ur legs and toes while smiling creepily at u and whispering “mayonnaise”
I feel so uncomfortable
this is one of the funniest things i’ve ever read
i just plowed through two and a half seasons of bob’s burgers. send help
He was the one who would always have her back, not because he thought she needed any help, but simply because it made her happy.
She was the one who always found him in his darkest moments and understood. She didn’t try to rationalize it, didn’t try to belittle it, she just accepted all the worst… and stood next to him anyway.
In the end, they’d always find their way back.
omg it’s all so clear nowI thought this was bullshit until I got to the part about pasta
in the name of
Finger me in the name of cardiology.
that works too
Nobody hurts my friends, man. I’ll destroy ‘em.
A moment of silence for all the times we drew people with arms behind their back to avoid having to draw the hands.
I really tried to scroll past this, the denial was eating me alive though.
This post is my life.
Andy’s toys couldn’t have gone to a more deserving child.
my love for this gif grows by the second.